life
Posted: September 13, 2008 Filed under: Humour, Life, Random | Tags: character, culture, environment, ethics, humor, Life, money, personality, philosophy, psychology, Religion, spirituality, values, writing 5 Comments »few things about life i’ve found to be true :
- character building is important.
- money is not everything, but it is a very big thing.
- character, culture, ethics and values are important, but if you expect people to love you, like you, respect you for these, then its lame.
- credentials carry more weightage than the ‘person’.
- every secret keeper has a secret keeper.
- when you feel like shouting, you must.
- constipation is bad.
- moderate continuous efforts generate better results than a one time fiesta.
- the more you work harder, the luckier you get; not necessarily.
- you are in full control of your life- untrue, true only when taken in an empirical sense.
- philosohphy and psychology are modern man’s voodoo.
- you cant always be positive, sometimes be real, run !
- theory very rarely is same as practice; not rarely- never.
- people stink, dont poke your nose everywhere and dont be disappointed.
- everyone thinks everyone else is a fool.
- in his mind, he is never wrong.
- the road to everyones good books often leads to the making of a loser.
- personality is a direct function of confidence is a direct function of knowledge.
- if everything is good about somebody, he is faking it.
- know your flaws, dont accept them, never.
- people love being miserable, there is nothing you can do about it.
- when advised, follow.
- you are too insignificant to claim honour, dignity and self respect, let go off it.
- very soon you’ll die and your friends will forget you before they get their next toothbrush, stop gving a damn about self respect, ego and your fashion statement.
- be selfish, stay that way, smile at others.
- save the environment, not the cheerleaders.
love
Posted: September 9, 2008 Filed under: Humour, Life, Random | Tags: doomsday, LHC, Life, love, money, power, Sarah Palin 4 Comments »a series of events that happened in my life and around made me decide to write this post, if you are keen on knowing what happened, then please buzz off, i am not letting out any of that. this post has been dancing around in my head for like a week or so now and i find time for it only now.
here we go, i wanted to define ‘love’.
‘a meaningless gush of emotional adrenaline which the subject induces in himself/herself over another person, thing, place or idea which often results in the loss of logical, mental and resoning faculties of the said subject.’
we have been born and brought up in a culture which escalates love as something great, we are told to look for ‘the one’. this is a crooked ideology and does more harm than good. it should be banned. now.
love as such has a great destroying capacity. it is a weapon of mass destruction which the victim somehow likes. it is not even like a drug, in the case of drugs, atleast you realize later on that you were a fool once. here you dont.
if you’ve been thinking about all what you read above in the context of another person, then you are probably in your teens or mentally that much.
we’ve all known people who did a lot of weird things for the sake of love, it turns the smartest of men into morons, remember the iloveyou virus. remember that neighbour of yours who used to clean his rotten worthless car every sunday and never use it. i always think such people could’ve spent threir times a bit more constructively, or atleast with their families. remember that model who loved her body so much, she starved it to death.
on the contrary, love as such is not such a bad thing after all. it’s no crime to block yourself of all sanity and enjoy it. its a good thing if you indulge in it once in a while, not always.
had it not been for the love of recognition, money, power, country, group or even an idea, there would have been no civilization. thats something which separates us from animals. love as such is great if the lover has a control over himself, but the problem is we dont, most of us cant.
i claim no immunity from the above discussion, as i write this i totally agree that i love money and power(ive not known anyone who love money and power more than me, yes you can call me characterless), i continue to love girls with fat arms, and if ‘fat’ is uncultured, then yes ‘hillaryduffarms’.
i conclude with an assertion that love is more of a curse than a boon and that tomorrow is not going to be the doomsday, hopefully.
PS: to those who ask why i dont use capital letters, i think its an unnecessary complication.
to those who feel that i write nonsense but still love my blog, i love you too.
to those who feel my blog sucks, you have no idea about what sucks and what doesnt. the doctors are open 24 hrs.
PS2: i strongly suggest you to click on ‘doomsday’ and read it, its hillarious, and yes: this is not a Sarah Palin post.
women
Posted: August 30, 2008 Filed under: Diary, Humour, Life, Random, Women | Tags: airhostess, emotions, feminists, love, men, Women 5 Comments »after being kicked out of the class for the fourth consecutive week by the same teacher for coming five to ten minutes late , i was forced to conclude that -
“females have an unnecessary repertoire of nonsensical emotions which they exercise on innocent and vulnerable males thereby deriving immense pleasure and satisfaction from the same.”
most women, and men who are trying to please these women, and the feminists might not agree with me and would plan out a protest with pink flags in front of my house. pink- because women like that color.
two decades of serious third degree encounters with women have taught me that aliens are way more simpler and compatible. it is seriously preposterous that we spend 94.3 % of our lives trying to please this very species. man, you must suck ! . 94.3 % – because i like that number.
my second conclusion follows the first (obviously!)
despite being very goodlooking and all, women will continue to be ‘used’ by men in someway or the other. all because of their extra emotionary glands. the irony is that women don’t know they are being used, in fact they feel that they are somehow ‘using’ men.
don’t believe me ? , then why don’t we have male cheerleaders dancing for women and air hosts serving women on flights?
you see i believe in equality of the human race irrespective of color, gender etc, but my belief or yours doesn’t change anything. now, that’s the sad part. i am totally against a fellow human being serving total strangers and running around getting muffins for them even if it is 40,000 feet above the ground, whatever be the pay. humans deserve more, let the bots do it, make machines which should do all the running around. a human life deserves much more.
warm regards.
logic
Posted: July 31, 2008 Filed under: Life, Random | Tags: butterfly effect, Life, logic Leave a comment »butterflies flutter everywhere, everyday, but there is one butterfly, just that one- whose flutter is going to cause a certain typhoon which can destroy half of our planet, and thats not all, this little butterfly has to flap it wings at that very precise moment, not a millisecond before or after, believable ? huh ! i somehow don’t tend to believe such stuff but then it really has an appeal about itself which gives it a certain amount of credibility or in my words puts the ‘ding’ in it which is exactly why such things make themselves to the wow moment.
this was another interesting piece of literature i ran across the other day :
Abductive Reasoning was put forth by Charles Pierce which functions in the following way:
(1) Suprising fact A.
(2) If theory B were the case, then A would naturally follow.
(3) Therefore B.
this pretty much explains why we believe in so many things right from why newton proposed gravity, why men with six pack abs are likely to get better girls, why and who will win the next elections(i just put that word ‘election’ in my blog to make it more searchable- surrogate marketing, not very ethical ), why do we have feelings, whether the man in took the elevator or the staircase of for that even matter our belief or disbelief in a certain God.
my mysterious friend
Posted: June 25, 2008 Filed under: Random | Tags: black, blog, butterfly, obama, race, the punctured umbrella, white 3 Comments »so, here we are. the 25th of june and guess what ? well, honestly there is nothing much to guess, it’s still the same boring, lustless life, but i am still blogging even if it be are weeks. there is one slight problem as always, there is nothing much to share, in other words or in the words of Mr. Guwadawingo ‘ the stuff i have is not worth sharing and the stuff i wanna share is not supposed to be shared ‘. now, some of you must have got that. be tee 2blu this Mr Guwadawingo is an amazing person.
blogs are supposed to be the ‘let me shout it out’ space for anybody on the web. everyone, literally everyone these days has to say something to the world. our problem is we are running short of listeners despite increasing populations. which brings me to a very important question. do you have anything very important to tell out to the world ? i guess everyone does, but your ‘important’ doesn’t quite gel with the rest of the world’s ‘important’ . at least Mr Guwadawingo is very happy and content that his word is being heard and i am happy for him.
a couple of days ago, i was so sick and tired with myself that i finally decided to something very daring. i saw the TV (yes, i am serious, i saw it when it was actually on and running, i bet you cant do that!!! ). even Mr Guwadawingo thought i was bluffing. he believed only when i told him about all the stupid stuff i’d seen on tv and he was like ‘yes, you couldn’t possibly have thought all this up, you are not that smart’. so, what did i see on tv ? there was a truckload of people all interested in singing and dancing who wanted to be ‘the stars of tomorrow’ and who cried and drooled when the judges (who themselves look as if they are suffering from serious ADD, attention deficit disorder) ‘emotionally charged remarks’. whatever be the case, if everyone gets to singing and dancing, who will write blogs and what will become of Mr Guwadawingo. When i told Mr Guwadawingo that there are actually people around who are addicted to tv, he got so excited and was after me to introduce him to such people, i finally convinced him that these people are very much from our planet and addiction to something as dumb as the tv is totally a terrestrial phenomenon.
then there was another big news about the indo us nuke deal. neither me nor Mr Guwadawingo understood much about it, so we are not going to comment. then there was the question of Obama’s presidency. i am not quite bothered about the american presidency, but i personally like black guys who are decent and who make sense, i dont know why but their poise and charisma shows up much more than the whites. eg: will smith, tiger woods and now even obama fits in my list. i just wikipediaded the black percentage in us and its about the 12%, which in other words means that a lot of whites are going to have to vote for obama if he has to win. this election would be a litmus test to prove it to the whole of the world whether americans actually give a damn about the race issue or do they still have prejudiced reservations. america still has one of the worlds largest percentages of oldies which means a lot of conservationist ideologies. let’s see what happens. i know only one astrologer whose predictions came true, he is Mr Guwadawingo’s cousin and he predicted that he would be working on just one prediction for all his life.i tried to contact him regarding the us elections and whether that big eyed hot chick would really talk to me or not, he was very busy and couldn’t even return my call.
citoyen du monde
Posted: June 21, 2008 Filed under: Life, Random | Tags: citizen, economy, land, nation, politics, world 2 Comments »in 1948, Garry Davis, a leather jacketed world war II bomber pilot had walked into the American embassy, turned in his passport and renounced his american citizenship. he said he was sick and tired of wars and rumors of war. he then tried the UN to declare him as the first ‘citizen of the world’.
he failed. he shouldn’t have.
sixty years later, we still fight for fictitious reasons in the name of national and religious pride and honor. agreed national pride and honor helped countries like japan and germany come up after the war, but around the world it has done more harm than good.
also, i fail to understand why people give so much importance to their motherlands and are even ready to die for it. as far as i think land is lifeless. how dumb it is to give away lives for something lifeless. instead of valuing human life, the soul, the heart and the intellect, we value a stretch of stones and mud.
agreed i would be sadder if there happens to be an earthquake or something like that in india than anywhere else in the world. but that shouldn’t be the case. in an ideal modern society, logically speaking, there is no reason why there should be any difference between people.
in fact, as far as i think, people should be given the highest priority, not their faiths or nationalities. imagine where we would have been had all of us considered each other equal and worked for everyone’s profit. there would no stupid wars, people would be working hard everywhere, the world economy would have bloomed, science and technology would have grown and we would have been at least ten times better than what we are now.
in fact, with the formation of european union and the development of BRIC nations, more or less, the entire world is expected to achieve some sort of a economical saturation throughout. what i am suggesting is that we speed up the process as much as we can. national pride and honor didn’t do anyone any good. loving your country is one thing, feeling proud about your country and looking down upon others is bad. these things are only empirical, the sad part is nine out of ten people actually endorse the ‘my country greatest’ ideology. it only ‘feels’ good, very soon you are going to die and the stretch of stones and land which you call your country is going to remain unaffected. human life is precious, scarce and dignified. why invest your emotions and intellect on lifeless things which can’t even reciprocate any of your feelings.
bored
Posted: May 4, 2008 Filed under: Humour, Random | Tags: blabber, bored, Humour, jokes, nonsense Leave a comment »are you interested in my life ? i dont think so , i am not Albus Dumbledore.
did that make sense ? if it didnt, then obviously you are senseless.
the question remains ..now that you are senseless, lets figure out how senseless you are ?
still reading ? u sure are senseless to the core.
seven fifth of the world population does not know fractions.
there are more mosquitoes in India than there are in Sri Lanka, obviously, Sri Lanka is a smaller country. Also, India has Himesh Reshamiya.
two out of every five people are different from the remaining three. and those three are different from the first two.
despite all the jargon, money is still a very important thing.
workload increases with decreasing time, efficiency however decreases.
for most part of their lives, people will more or less remain the same, there are hardly any ‘enlightenments’ or ‘gyan’ sessions.
at the start, you say quality, then you come down to adaptability, then you say compromise, then you come down to availability and finally to desperation. ( the context here is both girls and gizmos )
Bingo!
Posted: April 22, 2008 Filed under: Humour, Life, Random | Tags: blogs, Business, humor, Technology 1 Comment »Now now , look at the meaningless topic , it only shows how jobless and innovationless i am.(Whats the opposite of innovation? ) It also indicates something else, so are you.
Still reading ? well you see i am out of topics to fill up my blog, but i guess its been so long something has be posted.
any suggestions? now !!!! we have a topic ? why do people write blogs and what do they get out of it ?
one reason is simply because blogging is a hobby, some find it ‘cool’ , some others want the world to know what kind of person he is ‘actually’ , then there are some like me who are simply jobless.
the bottomline is blogs are written for people to ‘read’, thats it. if you have the best blog in the world and people find it useless, hardly anyone will read it, this brings me to a new topic, i am on another cloud now: usability and value, unless and until people find value in what you are offering, no one is gonna give a damn about it. people are too busy (trying to get into newer better relationships, discussing statistics of some sportsperson or simply gossiping, more about this a little later.) to give a damn about what you have to tell or do.
The Right Thing:
In business as in life, people look for the ‘right’ thing and ‘right’ decision always. To be very honest, it does not exist. The world is big, very big and theres room for everyone. Whatever decision you have made will gave their own consequences, you simply cant categorize anything as entirely right or wrong. For eg: Microsoft decides to focus on increasing profits and they do everything in accordance to it, Apple decides to stick to quality and they do everything in accordance to it. Both of them have their own markets and following. Now tell me who is RIGHT?
I am busy.
We’ve heard the sentence written above a zillion times. I am too busy to rewrite it. Lets put it to test now. Lets have a look at the world around us, dozens of TV shows around are running successfully, tickets for sports matches sell like crazy, especially if its Indian Cricket or European Football, people have time to get into new relations every now and then, there are people bragging about their jobs, lifestyles, parents etc etc(social networking will help you soothe your emotions if you are one among them), people have time to flaunt their expensive clothes and goodies(thats why brands sell), movies and music are a huge market, entertainment was supposed to be an accessory, not an addiction like it is now,…. and the sickest of all: page 3 news: how is it going to matter to you if some socialite or actor is busy with whatever makes them busy, every magazine and newspaper has a gossip column which discusses personal shit about senseless actors, thats sick enough, whats sicker? people actually read such stuff, it sells, they have ‘time’ for it. people like me have time to write meaning less blogs like this, thats bad enough, and you: reading such stuff : thats worse.
I am asking again, are we busy? am i ? are you ?
Love you, hope the next post makes some sense, this was just a reminders to my ‘readers’ that i still exist.
Right now, I am pretty busy!
