after being kicked out of the class for the fourth consecutive week by the same teacher for coming five to ten minutes late , i was forced to conclude that -
“females have an unnecessary repertoire of nonsensical emotions which they exercise on innocent and vulnerable males thereby deriving immense pleasure and satisfaction from the same.”
most women, and men who are trying to please these women, and the feminists might not agree with me and would plan out a protest with pink flags in front of my house. pink- because women like that color.
two decades of serious third degree encounters with women have taught me that aliens are way more simpler and compatible. it is seriously preposterous that we spend 94.3 % of our lives trying to please this very species. man, you must suck ! . 94.3 % – because i like that number.
my second conclusion follows the first (obviously!)
despite being very goodlooking and all, women will continue to be ‘used’ by men in someway or the other. all because of their extra emotionary glands. the irony is that women don’t know they are being used, in fact they feel that they are somehow ‘using’ men.
don’t believe me ? , then why don’t we have male cheerleaders dancing for women and air hosts serving women on flights?
you see i believe in equality of the human race irrespective of color, gender etc, but my belief or yours doesn’t change anything. now, that’s the sad part. i am totally against a fellow human being serving total strangers and running around getting muffins for them even if it is 40,000 feet above the ground, whatever be the pay. humans deserve more, let the bots do it, make machines which should do all the running around. a human life deserves much more.
warm regards.
5 responses so far ↓
sarfaraz // September 4, 2008 at 1:18 am
hehe… this was nice.. no matter what… we love women..
rizwan adil // September 25, 2008 at 1:08 am
yep buddy, women r so damn important, surprising !
AsnA // October 5, 2008 at 4:37 pm
Agreed ! females have an unnecessary repertoire of nonsensical emotions which they exercise on innocent and vulnerable males thereby deriving immense pleasure and satisfaction from the same.- So very true!! U’ve got sum style man!! Fantabulous line:)
P.S : I dnt lik d color Pink
Moral: Thr r exceptions 2 evry rule!
rizwan adil // October 10, 2008 at 11:28 pm
thanks for the comments asna, i am honored !!! wish every girl thinks like u !!!
dont worry, well change the color of the flag , whats your favorite color ?
Priyanka Tadipatri // November 3, 2008 at 4:07 pm
I guess, your’s is the next blog i am going to get addicted to.
Well, it certainly is not ‘women’ or ‘men’ that are weak or strong. C’mon, let us identify them as individuals first. I definitely know of plenty guys, who are emotionally weaker than I am. Plus, many ladies who are tough and mature. Though, I myself consider ‘most’ women emotionally weak and gullible, I find your generalization faulty, because of the tens of exceptions I know.
And, I can as well remind myself of a couple of episodes where men ‘used’ men! ( No pun, or whatever intended)